White text on a rainbow background: Number 218, falling for the first person you came out to
G-FUCKING-POY
This does not apply to me because the first people I came out to where women and older than me XD
A dermatologist was at work one day when three young ladies came in to his office for their annual check-ups. The first woman walked in and the dermatologist requested for her to remove her shirt. The patient appeared to have a rash on her chest in the same of the letter “P.”
“Do you know how you got this?” the doctor asked.
“Oh, well, I have a boyfriend who goes to Penn State and he likes to wear his college sweater when we make love,” she responded.
After the check-up, the second woman walked in, removed her shirt, and the doctor saw a rash on her chest in the shape of the letter “H.”
“What’s the story behind this?” the doctor asked.
“Oh,” the woman replied, laughing. “My boyfriend goes to Harvard, and he likes to keep his college sweater on when we sleep together.”
A bit later, the third woman came in, removed her blouse, and the dermatologist saw a rash in the shape of an “M” on her chest.
“Let me guess,” the doctor said, smiling at her. “You have a boyfriend who goes to Michigan.”
The girl stared at him with surprised, then shook her head and said, “No, but I have a girlfriend who goes to Wisconsin.”
[via ifyouthinkyourehardenough]
What queer laughter sounds like.
When I read “Mighty queer laughter!” I could only think of RuPauls laugh on Drag Race XD
LGBTQ
Me (to my mum): Apparently we should wear purple on October 20th in honour of LGBTQ+ people, according to Tumblr.
My mum: LGBTQ? That’s… Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender… Q? Qualified?
Me: *laughing*
My mum: No… Quality?
Me: Questioning!
My mum: Mine were good, too!
[via super-rainbows]
Happy Spirit Day 2011 from LGBT Laughs!
You can submit photos of yourself in purple over at spiritday.tumblr.
Caller: “Can you tell me what makes someone gay?”
Worker: “Sorry, can you repeat that?”
Caller: “Gay. What makes someone gay?”
Worker: “Ma’am, if your child is gay, nothing ‘made’ them gay. And being gay is certainly not a disability.”
Caller: “Of course it’s not a disability! What kind of disgusting person thinks being gay is a disability?”
Worker: “Then why do you want to know what makes someone gay?”
Caller: “I want to make my son gay. I would love to have a gay child. I’m very open minded!”
Worker: “Ma’am, you can’t make someone gay. If your son is straight, you can’t change that.”
Caller: “Well, I see on the news all the time about how single parent families have gay kids. I am a single mother, but I still don’t think he’s gay.”
Worker: “Um–”
Caller: “Should I show him pictures of gay men having sex?”
Worker: *stunned* “Um…I doubt that’s a good idea. You would just confuse him, and possibly scare him. Can I ask how old your son is?”
Worker: “He’s three. I want him to be gay before he goes to school. So if gay porn would scare him, should I show him straight porn? I really really want a gay son.”
Worker: “Ma’am, you cannot show a 3 year old porn of any kind! You can’t control your son’s sexuality!”
Caller: “You don’t understand. I’m very open minded! You must just be homophobic.”
Worker: “Ma’am, I’m gay!”
Caller: “Then why won’t you help me? Don’t you want my son to be gay? He’d be such a good gay man!”
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[via aimsme] (via lgbtlaughs) |
My Latin professor told me that the only thing he has against homosexuality is that you’re mixing a Greek prefix with a Latin root. [via quidnuncphilosopher]
I’m dating myself my even admitting that I remember this guy, but if we want to talk about gay-coded characters in video game-ish things, there the foppish, prettyboy Prince Facade from the old Legend of Zelda cartoons. Dude is more interested in keeping his armor all tidy than he is in actually snagging Zelda.
Downside: He’s also a prissy son of a bitch.
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Sheep by *humon
[via a-time-head]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lswyo6wTuQ1qak0qdo1_500.jpg)
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[image from ‘Sometimes the Spoon Runs Away With Another Spoon’ colouring book by Jacinta Bunnell & Nat Kusinitz. A princess is leaning down about to kiss a frog with her eyes closed, she has a thought bubble that says: “I hope it’s another princess, I hope it’s another princess…”]
If you’re going to colour this image please do not remove the author & illustrator names from the top, and please buy this book - it’s well worth it for yourself or a child in your life.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lswayl5BaZ1qak0qdo1_500.jpg)
[image from ‘Sometimes the Spoon Runs Away With Another Spoon’ colouring book by Jacinta Bunnell & Nat Kusinitz. A princess is leaning down about to kiss a frog with her eyes closed, she has a thought bubble that says: “I hope it’s another princess, I hope it’s another princess…”]
If you’re going to colour this image please do not remove the author & illustrator names from the top, and please buy this book - it’s well worth it for yourself or a child in your life.
How To Tell If Your Son Is Gay
- If you come home from work and you hear noises upstairs and you go up to investigate and your son’s door is open and you catch him “hooking up” (as kids call it today) with his friend Michael, and you quickly turn around and walk back downstairs and later that night over dinner you say “You know, honey, if there’s ever anything you need to tell me…” and he says “Mom, I’m gay,” then your son is gay.
- If your son has recently gone to college and hasn’t been in touch much and you figure hey he’s new to college, he’s busy making friends and whatnot, and then late one night he calls you on the phone sounding upset about something and you ask him what’s wrong and he’s quiet for a while and then says “Nothing’s wrong, really, I’m just… Dad, I’m gay,” then your son is gay.
- Has your son ever been on a long drive to one of your daughter’s swim meets with you and when stopped at a red light he’s turned to you and said “Mom, I feel like I owe it to you and dad to tell you that, well, Donald is my boyfriend. I’m gay”? Then your son is probably gay.
- Chances are that if you are on your deathbed and your estranged son comes to visit you in the middle of a rainy night and he sits by your bed quietly until he begins to cry and clutches your hand and says “I wish I’d told you sooner that I’m gay” and then you both stay there in silence, you pretending to be asleep, the only noise the beeping of the machines that will only keep you alive for a little while longer, your son is gay.
- If you and your spouse are ever visiting your son in the big city he now lives in with all his fancy friends and fancy restaurants and you’re out to an awkward lunch before your train home and you three get into another pointless fight about years-old stuff and it’s really uncomfortable and finally you or your spouse says “Well, if you’d just settle down with the right girl, I think-” and then your son interrupts you by yelling “Guys, I’m GAY. Gay gay gay, gay as gay gets. Have you seen where I live, I mean… God you two are thick. I’m gay. Deal with it,” and then you sit there uncomfortably until the check comes and he gives you stiff hugs at the train station and you don’t see him or talk to him until Christmas, then he is gay.
- If your wacky son brings a boy home for dinner after play practice and you two are joking while you do the dishes and he says to you “Hey Ma, so… I’m not gay, but my boyfriend is!” and then you laugh and muss his hair and in the living room your husband shows your son’s boyfriend his model ships, then your son is probably gay, though he might be bisexual, so be careful about labeling.
- If your son ever says “Oh my goodness,” when surprised or when opening a gift, well then yeah, he probably gay.
(From here!)
Via FibonacciSequins
I have problems with the last one but still, I know this is just a joke so let it be XD
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[helgaherpaderp asked: Yesterday, I was at an Italian restaurant with my 9-year-old sister. She was telling us a story about an alpaca named Norman. He loved girly things, and collected Barbies and My Little Ponies. None of the other alpacas made fun of him for it; he actually seemed to be a pretty popular guy. At one point in the story, Norman changed his name to Norma and came to school dressed as a girl. Nobody recognized him, and some of the boys at school developed crushes on him. It was very cute.]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls3m0vsGE81qak0qdo1_500.png)
[helgaherpaderp asked: Yesterday, I was at an Italian restaurant with my 9-year-old sister. She was telling us a story about an alpaca named Norman. He loved girly things, and collected Barbies and My Little Ponies. None of the other alpacas made fun of him for it; he actually seemed to be a pretty popular guy. At one point in the story, Norman changed his name to Norma and came to school dressed as a girl. Nobody recognized him, and some of the boys at school developed crushes on him. It was very cute.]
