the first time i saw this in our kitchen i thought it was a weird, deformed rabbit foot bottle opener but my brother corrected me. it’s a kangaroo scrotum bottle opener
WHO THE FUCK THINKS OF THESE THINGS THO
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I wish my whole vocab. was as great as this line.
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blue. Easy. If they were out of blue I might choose orange or red.
I’m also cracking up at the potential problems with the pink pill. Like having sex? I LOVE YOU I HATE YOU I LOVE YOU I HATE YOU Sounds very angsty XD
totally blue so I could visit all my tumblr friends :3
and also green because of reasons
Yellow, green, blue, and orange when Im bored
Orange. Long term wise, it would make my life much easier.
toss up among orange, yellow and gray.
Blue, grey is the second one I wold like to have :D
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Know your place.
being 20+ on tumblr
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