Huevos…… its slang for balls in spanish…
i know i had that for vocab..
lol but its a gif of a asian man scrambling eggs with his dick.
fried or fertilized?
Not gonna lie, I’m gonna go search for this gif to laugh at it XD
~~~Edit~~~
Found it!!!!
http://titty-festival.tumblr.com/post/26234507790
if you ever go shopping with an ethnic person we will tell you exactly what we think about the price tag
“que que? 15 pinche dolares por un tirita de tela, I don’t think so”
or like with my dad
“for 30 fucking dollars nigga I can make a dress”
this is why I never go shopping.
and then when it comes time to
I never actually do make that shirt or that dress… hahahaha
my dad was a tailor so he could, in fact, make the dress, haha. I pick my battles. If I want something expensive I think about whether or not I can get something similar elsewhere.
I know basics!!! lol
My soul weeps when ever I go shopping. I prefer going to thrift stores and fitting it to my body
but I just don’t like shopping in general. BUT IF I DID AND I HAD THE MOTIVATION I probably could whip up a few good things here and there
I know what you mean baby gurl, I rather go to thrift and my favorite place of them all: Wall mart, cuz those bitches got my sesame street t-shirts and a gordo men section where i don’t feel so gordo!!!(Aparte que las pinches t-shirts de cholos me quedan a la medida y estan mas baratas XD)
get off anon you butt hurt bitch
what the fuck are you so afraid of?
that I”m right? that you’re just tryna make money off the fandom on your shitty ass overpriced merch
NO SE DEJE COMADRE, SHOW THAT SLUT WHO’S THA MODDAFUKIN’ BOSSS IN THIS BITCH, YO LE DETENGO LA MASCOTA!!!!
I bet you it was the OP… she aint saying shit now
Yo te detengo tus moons mija, you go get her sorry skank cabrona ass!!!
Bitch got scurd’ away la muy wey entonces, mira que this fucking morras now a day don’t even know how to fight like a moddafukin’ chola would, and for those who don’t know how a chola fights: a chola fights like a boss ese’!!!!!!
That hater knows where she can shove that piece of trash up:
Exactly.
Ay dios. Hasta me pego un colico y todo del coraje. Dios de me vida…..
Calma mija, you will see nobody will buy that shit, I mean, yo hago manualidades like moddafucking Martha Stewart and Cosita had sex with Barney and he got Pregnant with me and still no soy tan mamon con los precios cuando me quieren comprar algo, I would sell that for a dollar and fifty and still I would think it was too much for and would feel like I’m robing the poor person who wants to buy something like that from me XD
But you know como se las gastan en el pinche internet, pagan justos por pecadores (aunque a los pendejos les va peor XD)
get off anon you butt hurt bitch
what the fuck are you so afraid of?
that I”m right? that you’re just tryna make money off the fandom on your shitty ass overpriced merch
NO SE DEJE COMADRE, SHOW THAT SLUT WHO’S THA MODDAFUKIN’ BOSSS IN THIS BITCH, YO LE DETENGO LA MASCOTA!!!!
I bet you it was the OP… she aint saying shit now
Yo te detengo tus moons mija, you go get her sorry skank cabrona ass!!!
Bitch got scurd’ away la muy wey entonces, mira que this fucking morras now a day don’t even know how to fight like a moddafukin’ chola would, and for those who don’t know how a chola fights: a chola fights like a boss ese’!!!!!!
That hater knows where she can shove that piece of trash up:
get off anon you butt hurt bitch
what the fuck are you so afraid of?
that I”m right? that you’re just tryna make money off the fandom on your shitty ass overpriced merch
NO SE DEJE COMADRE, SHOW THAT SLUT WHO’S THA MODDAFUKIN’ BOSSS IN THIS BITCH, YO LE DETENGO LA MASCOTA!!!!
live everyday like you’re 17-year-old Candice Sortino and run on to a field filled with obstacles to squeeze the tightly toned ass of life
My hero!!!
what
is
this
what
are
you
even
doing
Is a sex dance ritual thing, he is seducing Tyler Hoechlin (Derek).
If J.K. Rowling said she was writing another HP book, I’d read it. I wouldn’t even care what it was about. It could be about Hedwig’s life delivering post with all the details about the bugs she ate and the owl dreams she had. Hell, I’d read a book written by J.K. Rowling from the perspective of Crookshanks, complete with paw prints and all. If it’s written by J.K. Rowling and HP-related, I’ll read it.
I want it all.
ALL OF IT.
Baby was playing outside when my mom walked out and saw a kid walking back into a white car.
She asked them what they were doing out right now. They should be asleep.
She threatened to call the police and they high tailed it out of here
I am definitely thinking of getting a gun, but for now a machete will do. I don’t care if they are just some punk ass kids. Punk ass kids gonna get their ass, their arm and their leg handed to them in pieces if they try to steal MY CATS and/or steal FROM MY HOUSE
UUUUUUUU!! Gurl, diz gon’ be you if those punk ass kids don’t get the shit away from you!!!!!
