Do I go to yoga class with red lipstick, false eyelashes and heels? No. But I do...– Dita Von Teese (via ditavoonteese)
“It’s all about me”
Its not that I don’t care about how I look for other people, but I rather try to look good or myself so every time I look in the mirror I can fall in love with the person on the other side of the glass once more like the first time I lay eyes on those brown shiny eyes and that tender smile hoping for the best. I have suffered too much now to let it bother the fact that I love the one in the mirror...
el otro dia soñe que Miss Marsha me regalaba cosas en IMVU y aparte que a mi y a Tacho nos correteaban personas con lepra que pensaban que se habian convertido en zombies y la bola de conformistas querian comernos nomas por eso…. yo recuerdo que dije “Hell no am I gonna let you son’s of bitches touch my delicate skin!!!I have enough with my fudging allergies!!!” en eso ya...
LGBT Laughs: http://notalwaysright.com →
(I am of Chinese descent but I was born and raised in London. I am serving a table of American tourists, headed by a rather boisterous older woman.) Me: “Welcome to [restaurant] what will you be having today?” Customer: “Oh my God!” Me: “Are you okay, ma’am?” Customer: “What’s wrong…
LGBT Laughs: 4 Simple Reasons That Prove Edward... →
4. Sparkling - Okay, let’s tackle the key argument used to assert Edward’s gaydom. Since when was glitter a staple of gay fashion? Prom Queens, maybe. Drag Queens, probably. Five year old girls, most definitely. But gay blokes? If we’re going by the stereotypes of gay men being fashion conscious,… Oh so true!!! and also, I have seen people that try to make Slash of the books and let me...
Where Happy Meals Are Illegal →
O.k…. when I was young I always was like “fuck the happy meal, I want a big one like my daddys!!!” and besides, I always found those toys on garage sales some days later, hahahaha!!!
chriseffinw: throughallthetearsandallthelies:ohhayitsme:enbar:deannadarko:tokingdomcome:subjectdelta: the other day i was in my room doing and my dad walked in and he was all like and i turned around and was all and then he was all like and i couldnt handle it anymore and i was like and then he was like and i was like and then he walked away all
Que pedo con esto???!!!
Se supone que haria mi Tumblr bilingue y puro ingles, no mames, si que me quede perdido en la traduccion, hahahahah!!!! mierda, tendre que esforzarme mas♥♥♥
The most epic and hardcore scene in a movie...
hard2explain: (via gifparty)
In the mornings I don’t try to look handsome when I get ready to go out, I just...– Bearcho